- You do a little victory dance when you can successfully transfer your sleeping child from his car seat to his crib.
- It's only 9:00 and your living room already looks like a bomb went off in it.
- Your child bites you on accident, draws blood and makes you cry it hurts so much and you don't turn around and bite him back.
- You wish you could bubble wrap your child so it wouldn't hurt when they bonked themselves.
- Your DVR has more children's shows recorded than your own.
- You almost leave for date night with the diaper bag instead of your purse.
- You can't wait to see, touch or smell your baby after hearing troubling news.
The best is yet to be.