You Know You're A Mom When-sDaze

You know you're a mom when...

• You believe battery companies are still in business because of all the noise making toys in your home.
• You go to get your child out of the car even when they aren't with you.
• You overhear your husband say, "Ay caramba, kid, that's a fiesta!" as he changes a poopy diaper.
• You have to hear your son talk about your friend's dog for days after visiting her; "Soda, Soda, Soda", or is he saying, "Santa, Santa, Santa"? We really aren't sure.
• You scurry across four lanes of traffic to the shoulder of the freeway during rush hour because you are certain your child is either choking or is going to lose his lunch all over the backseat of your car.
• Cutting your child's fingernails and toenails seems like a form of torture from all their screaming and carrying on.
  
• Nothing sounds better than hearing "read" and being handed a book, even though it's one you've read 1354 times before.