You know you're a mom when...
- It is perfectly acceptable to pick up your child and smell his butt.
- You are trying to discipline your son and are crying you are laughing so hard because he's is spinning round and round in his 'naughty chair'.
- You are not only in the midst of unpacking and settling into your new home, but also gearing up for the holidays and you stop everything to take your child to Disneyland!
- You are about to head out the door with a 'To Do' list a mile long only to find your tot asleep on the couch.
- You end up eating your meal with your hands because your son just has to have your utensils.
- No matter how close to the event (party, flight, etc) you dress your child, he still manages get something unexplainable on his shirt.
- You can't wait for your child to go down for a nap but then also find yourself anxious for him to wake up so you can play.
