You Know You're A Mom When-sDaze

You know you're a mom when...

• You physically walk a toy out to the dumpster so you never have to hear it or trip over it again.
• You will never move a block, an hour or a state away with a toddler without booking a babysitter for 72 hours.
• You have been sneezed on hundreds of times. In the mouth.
  
• You swear you will never climb through the McDonald's PlayPlace again. It may say that it is "suitable" for adults, but it's really not.
  
• You consider the person who invented the sippy cup a genius and an idiot. Does one exist that doesn't leak?!
  
• You start to sound like your child.
• You know for all the awful, annoying, patient-trying, frustrating roller coaster ride of moments, there are, every once in a while, scattered throughout the day, small moments that are pure magic in the life of being a mom.